Liquid Misery Hot Sauce

THIS IS A PREORDER
Combined orders will ship together when this is in stock.

WHY DOES IT COST TEN BAJILLION DOLLARS?

The sauce is made in the US so it makes no sense for us to send it to Sweden and back again, plus dealing with all the FDA forms etc. So I put an insane price for those customers, just to make sure no one buys it from there:

FOR USA, CANADA & MEXICO CUSTOMERS, BUY DIRECTLY FROM CHACHO

LIQUID MISERY HOT SAUCE

Burn the throat. STOCKHOLM KARTELL ✚ CHACHO join up at the cauldron to conjure the official, blistering MÖRK BORG hot sauce. Perfect for when your character just died but you still want to feel something.

LIQUID MISERY is a loud and vibrant, sickly yellow elixir pairing pineapple sweetness with a violent, agonizing sting. Like the belly of a gutterscum, it is pungent, acidic, garlic-heavy, and unforgiving.

Ingredients: Distilled white vinegar, Scotch bonnet peppers, Yellow bell peppers, Yellow onion, Habanero peppers, Pineapple, Garlic, Salt, Mustard powder, Turmeric.

VEGAN and GLUTEN-FREE

THE DELUXE EDITION (limited to 500)

Liquid Misery is available as separate 200ml bottles, but for the hardcore hot sauce hound, we're making a brim-filled boxed set with even more goodies:

A Dying World Stripped Bare

Pelle Nilsson got his filthy hands on a keyboard and wrote a stripped-down, minimalist version of the MÖRK BORG rules (using only a handful of d6s and a coin), as well as a dreamlike, esoteric introductory adventure. The boxed set includes this 36-page zine, printed on sauce-yellow paper, illustrated and designed by Johan Nohr.

HERB/MASK coin

The custom HERB/MASK Coin is the arbiter of fate for your mini-MÖRK BORG sessions. Cast in cold metal, this token eliminates the need for mundane pocket change. One side bears the twisted, toxic silhouette of the sinister herb. The other side features the blank, haunting visage of the knowledgeable mask.

Liquid Misery T-shirt

Heavy Gildan T-shirt screen-printed with the Liquid Misery logo and art. Printed at Hårt Tryck, Gothenburg.

Embroidered textile patch

If you don't want to pour hot sauce on your battle jacket, this embroidered textile patch will do the trick. 

Liquid Misery Game Master Box

Custom presentation box featuring artwork by Johan Nohr, holding your artifacts and designed as a GM screen for the adventure by Pelle Nilsson.

The Deluxe Boxed set is a limited preorder. Once the allocated number has been claimed, it is gone.